Me: Hey. Can I pretend I'm a "real" photographer and we can take some funny Urban Cranky Toddler and Exasperated Prego Mommy pics?? Y'know, it'd be, like, a new twist on the typical maternity shoot?
Leslie: Ummm, that's not a shoot, that's my life....
Oh yeah, we're total rebels. We blocked that emergency exit for about a whole minute... Isn't that a yummy yellow wall???
Oh? Our Plan? It included purses full of snacks to be freely dispensed throughout the aisles. Hot dogs and frozen yogurt and cinnamon rolls to be bought & consumed at the end. And the